That’s an excerpt from Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech after snatching the Best Album grand prize at last nights Grammy Awards. A clear reference to Kanye West’s “Famous” off of The Life Of Pablo. The song caused waves when it debuted last Thursday for the line “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex… I made that bitch famous,” instantly garnering accusations of misogyny.

So the first thing this tells us is that maybe Taylor didn’t actually approve the use of this line, as Yeezy previously claimed. Also, maybe he should think his Twitter rants through a little more before posting.

kanye, what’s up with you lately? The crazy late night tweets, theattack on Wiz, the Bill Cosby defense, only releasing your album on Tidal. It’s like you saw all the hate Martin Shrelki was getting and got jealous.

I’ll let others debate whether or not this was misogynist. To me it just seemed to be an indictment of Kanye’s ego more than anything else, but I just write jokes on the internet so what do I know? Honestly though, Taylor, I think it would have been more effective if you just took the stage, walked up to the mic, and verbatim told Kanye to go fuck himself. And then did the dirt-off-your-shoulder gesture. That last part is non-negotiable.

Taylor’s brother Austin reacted via Instagram by posting a video of himself whistling as he throws out a pair of Yeezys. This post drew praise from several celebs was widely shared in support of T-Swizz.

Getting a head start on some spring cleaning. Here we go again.

A video posted by Austin Swift (@austinkingsleyswift) on Feb 11, 2016 at 4:17pm PST

Now, this is the first I’ve ever heard of Austin Swift, so I don’t really know anything about the guy, but I hope he likes sneakerheads digging through his trash. Cause he’s gonna get that for about a week.

The overall debate I’ll stay out of. What matters here is that Austin feels like Ye disrespected his sister. But dude, you bought the shoes. The money is already in Kanye’s pocket. You’re just throwing out your own sneakers at this point.

And for what those cost, I think you’re crazy. If Taylor is actually offended then yeah, maybe don’t wear them to family gatherings, but those is expensive. This is some rich people shit

But I don’t know, nice gesture I guess? You do you. I’m just saying that if MJ talked shit about my sister, she’d just have to deal with it cause I can’t afford to trash a pair of Jordans.

Then again, now you’ve got room on your shelf for the new Yeezys… Just sayin…

UPDATE: The melody that Austin is whistling in the video sounds suspiciously like this WWII British song about how Hitler only had one testicle.

Costume 1: Dr. Dre

Dre was in the news a lot this year, not because he finally put out Detox but because he fucking CLEANED UP when Apple bought Beats By Dre.

This should be a pretty easy costume for most of you to put together last minute. You have the basic black tee or thermal, The beats that your parents already bought you for christmas last year, and the stack of fake money (If you can’t print/buy some try to tweet at Soulja Boy and maybe he’ll send some over). Bonus points if you can find a Chronic cassette tape to really put the outfit over the top. While this costume is easy and effective, be forewarned that if you’re being a fuckboy someone WILL try to jack your headphones. You may want to stick to your suburban house parties with this one.

Costume 2: Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne has slid back into the next this year with some notable collaborations and the impending release of Tha Carter V. Even though people have been rocking this costume since 2009, you can still wear it while remaining somewhat topical.

The degree of difficulty for this costume is a step higher than Dre, but you have the benefit of not getting robbed on your walk home. All you’ll need to be the dopest (read: only) Lil Wayne on the block is a Rasta/Dreads wig, some random colored sunglasses, a fake gold chain, a fitted, and a wife beater. This costume will give you plenty of opportunity to practice your lil wayne voice, try to skateboard, and explain to drunk girls that you’re not Bob Marley. This costume also gives you an automatic in to hook up with whichever thick white girl goes to the party dressed as Nicki Minaj. Bonus points if you bring a fake Carter V CD and drop it on the ground.

Costume 3: Young Thug

Don’t try. No matter what you do you won’t be able to pull off Young Thug. Young Thug can barely pull off Young Thug.

Costume 4: Trinidad James

This costume is slightly less topical than it was twelve months ago, but it is a thousand times more topical that it will be at this time next year. This might be your last chance to appear as Trinidad James. Don’t let it slip by! It’s pretty simple to put together as well. Here it is in 3 easy steps:

1. Gather all your worldly possessions

2. Buy one bucket of gold paint

3. Go to town on that shit.

Costume 5: Pusha T

This one is a little harder since King Push doesn’t have as recognizable a signature look as some of these other rappers. Braids and a snapback are pretty much all you can do. Fortunately there is a way to get around this and make it clear what your costume is: make sure every single conversation inevitably turns back to the fact that you used to sell dope. Every. Single. One.

Conversation about football? “Marshawn Lynch run that ball like I run the block”

Girl wants your number? “Shawty this my true number, cause the burner just for re-ups”

Looks like it’s gonna snow next week? “Snow is another word for cocaine… Which I used to sell”

Costume 6: Kanye West

Kanye is a recurring favorite every Halloween, but in the past year we’ve seen a different side of Kanye so it’s as fresh as ever. The bonus of this costume is that your girl gets to go as Kim (Spoiler alert: prepare to be disappointed). Here’s what you’ll need to make this costume work:

1. Leather clothes. Kanye’s been into leather a lot this year.

2. A goatee and close-cut hair.

3. A willingness to speak angrily and emphatically to complete strangers about a variety of topics for ten minutes non-stop

4. A 20-foot tall stage-mountain

This is non-negotiable

Note that you will lose points if you’re still trying to pull off a Kanye costume with just a backwards cap and stunna shades.

Hopefully this guide will help you turn an otherwise shitty Halloween into something memorable. Lastly, we would like to close with a message to our white fans:

Look guys, when your costume is finished and you look in the mirror there’s going to be something missing unless you go as Shady or Riff Raff. The costume might seem incomplete without some pigmentation, but I know what you’re thinking.

Don’t. Just don’t do it.

Frankly, I shouldn’t even have to tell you this. And if I hear one more person bring up Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder I am going to lose it.

So it doesn’t surprise me that Yeezy recently turned down a $4.5 million offer for a 3 week Las Vegas residency. If you’re wondering what that breaks down to, I’ll save you the time: it’s $148.80 a minute. Kanye could take a twenty-minute nap and wake up three grand richer. Every time he was on the toilet he would be laughing hysterically, because that shit was worth four digits.

But that’s not Kanye. If Yeezus taught us anything, it’s that Kanye doesn’t want to play by anybody else’s rules anymore. He’s just having fun preaching from his stage-mountain.

I mean, wouldn’t you?

Showing up to work at the same place 3 days a week for 3 weeks is getting awfully close to an office job, and in an office job you have bosses. Kanye West doesn’t have a price tag, and for sticking by his principles in the face of overwhelming cash I’m awarding him +15 street cred.

Having said that, if Kanye’s residency slot is open, I have far less integrity. Get at me, Vegas.