I mean, when I pack a carryon bag I get paranoid that a TSA agent will decide that the cord of my headphones could be used as an improvised weapon, and throw me in airport-jail with Sheiks who thought “maybe this is the day I can finally wear my turban to LAX!”

Better men than I have been killed with less

One thing I would like very much to see is a video of Too $hort’s face after he hands the bag to security so I can try and pinpoint the exact moment where he thinks “Oh wait… Shit…”. And that thought definitely crossed his mind, because $hort apparently booked it from the airport before he could be detained. I don’t know where he was flying, but that must’ve been a fun phone call to whoever was supposed to pick him up at his destination.

Overall, this whole incident is embarrassing. $hort had to go back to Burbank Airport the next day with his lawyer to retrieve his luggage, but is now only being charged with possessing a handgun in a public place. I wish him all the best in his future air travel endeavors, but I gotta dock $hort 10 points for this.