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As if this wasn’t enough, the parking lot show was shut down by police midway through a performance of “Don’t Like” by Keef’s hologram, allegedly due to a lack of permit.

A few things strike me about this story. First of all, the last time Keef did a hologram performance (also shut down by police) it was because he had a warrant out for his arrest in the state of Indiana, where the show was being held. This time Keef was reportedly in the venue, chilling with Greek billionaire Alki David, while the hologram performed. I get that holograms are cool, and I would pay a shitload of money for a hologram of Keef saying “Help me, Obi Wan. You’re my only hope”, but it kinda ruins the point of a live performance. The Coachella Tupac-hologram was dope, but I wouldn’t pay to see it on tour. And if the artist is actually within walking distance of the stage while the hologram is performing? That just makes no sense.

The part I do like about this though is that authorities apparently think Keef is to dangerous to be allowed to perform. In addition to this one, he has had shows in Chicago and New York recently cancelled. I know Keef has a pretty long rap sheet, but this obsession with shutting him down is verging on bizarre. I’m giving him +5 since he is apparently (for some reason) hip hop’s most wanted, but I’ll up that when Wikileaks reports on a secret government conspiracy to take down Keef and GBE. 

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This all started when Diddy saw Coach Alosi yelling at his son Justin during practice. Now, getting irrationally angry at your kids’ sporting events is an age old american tradition. If your mom never got kicked out of a high school gymnasium for calling bullshit on the ref that gave you three fouls in the 4th quarter, frankly I think you gotta ask yourself if she really loves you. In this case though I think the artist former known as Puff Daddy aka the artist formerly known as Puffy aka [etc. etc.] was off the mark.

Everybody that’s ever played a serious sport in high school or college knows that the strength and conditioning coach’s only job is to make you want to lift weights. How do they do that? They try to make you mad as hell and then cross their fingers and hope you take your anger out in the gym. It’s a pretty effective method too because you’d have to be a lunatic to try to fight an S&C coach. Every strength coach you meet has some form of meathead PTSD with a bunch of nerve damage and pent up rage. It seems like at any moment they’re a stubbed toe away from doing something that’ll start a nationwide debate on gun control.

Having said that, I should also mention that Sal Alosi is kind of a dick. He was on the coaching staff of The NYJets for a time before being forced to resign in 2011. Why, you ask?

So overall, even though Diddy overreacted here, I respect him for having the balls to go after this dude. Diddy’s making a strong case for himself as “Hood Dad of the Year” and that’s grabbing him a 10 point SC boost

• 9:00am Wake up. Eat breakfast.
• 10:00am-6:00pm Assorted grinding and hustling.
• 7:00pm Survive murder attempt.
• 8:00pm Dinner.
• 12:00am Go to sleep. Dream about hood shit.

What was surprising though is how quick the Def Jam rapper was back on his feet. It is reported that this weekend he was partying at PingTank Mansion while still on crutches from the shooting.

Details on the shooting itself are scarce since YG was apparently “very uncooperative” with police, but I’d say YG’s follow through on the matter is excellent. Just going about his life, no fucks given. I’m giving YG a +40 boost for the fact that he won’t let a little thing like getting shot keep him down for more than a couple days.

After all the brawling at shows, highway shootouts, and beef with GBE, I assumed there was nothing Migos could do anymore that would surprise me. I was wrong.

The initial arrest wasn’t so shocking (guns and narcotics are kind of Migos’ thing), but shit started to heat up three days later when news surfaced that, while Takeoff and Quavo were back on the streets, Offset had been denied bail due to his history of legal issues. Rather than be daunted by this, Offset decided to abide by the old saying: “Every setback is just a new opportunity. An opportunity to start a prison riot”

And that’s exactly what he did.

Details are sparse, but apparently this all began when Offset got into it with another inmate on Saturday 5/2. It’s only speculation, but I like to think that the incident ended with Offset shouting “None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you, YOU’RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!”

While this kind of activity might boost your reputation on the inside, it isn’t the kind of thing that makes a judge inclined to let you out on bail. The following Friday he was denied bond for a second time and responded by yelling obscenities at the judge. Because ya know… Fuck it, I guess.

The whole thing definitely sticks to this whole doin-hood-shit thing Migos has going on, and I’m giving them a significant bump, but dude ya gotta stop. I’m already resigned to the fact that I’m not gonna see a Bobby Shmurda show until I’m old enough to collect social security, and now Migos has delayed their Yung Rich Nation tour. What’s it gonna take for me to see Migos live?

Props to anyone who prints out this article and relays my message to Offset by sneaking it to him hidden in a cake.

So here’s where we are right now. The Game, former rapper current instagram fitness model in training, was playing in a Pro-Am basketball game at Hollywood High School. Things got heated and he ended up sucker punching a cop. Great Call Jayceon. We always knew Game acted like a tough guy but I’m glad he’s officially been ousted as a pickup ball tough guy, AKA the worst kind of fucking guy. Oh, you played on your private school’s varsity squad and now you play at the gym like Kentucky scouts are in the building? You wore a shooters sleeve and you’re throwing elbows like a WWE match but calling fouls like Joey Crawford? Congratulations, you’re an asshole and no one will ever love you.

Wow, we went off the rails a little there. Point is you can’t go around sucker punching people when you’re famous. If you’re driving home in a Lambo you should be able to rise above the bullshit and ignore a dude that chirps while he backs you down.

I’m reluctantly giving Game a 5 point boost in SC. It was a dumb move but at least he’s still putting his money where his mouth is.

PS. The Game just got Mike Tyson’s face tattooed on his hand. Have fun looking at that every time you take a piss.

PPS. Work on your calves bro.

Yes, Atlanta’s breakout group of 2014 have apparently settled their dispute with the newly independent leader of Chicago’s GBE crew and marked the occasion with the above photo which was posted on various twitter accounts. Maybe if Israeli and Palestinian leadership posted a selfie with every treaty they signed some of them would last longer than a few months. We all could learn a thing or two from Migos and GBE. That is why I intend to nominate Keef for the UN’s secretary general position.

Brings a tear to my eye…

The beef began, we will all surely tell our grandchildren in years to come, with an altercation between Migos and GBE member Capo. Both sides then took to twitter, firing insults and threats as America collectively held its breath.

Tension reached its highest point in mid November, when a fight in DC ended with Migos member Quavo’s signature QC chain being taken. The chain resurfaced shortly, on Keef’s Instagram account.

The period following was tense but on December 8^th the photo above surfaced after the two camps met up in LA, with mediation from OG KK. And what’s that Quavos is wearing around his neck front and center in the photo? Looks like an early Christmas present from GBE!

I for one am happy to see this come to an end and hope to see some collabs between the two in the near future. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Merry Christmas, beef is over!

Oh no, wait. It was Keef.

Not long after the incident, the above post, showing the stolen chain, appeared on the Chicago MC’s Instagram. It was only up for a short time, but long enough for screenshots to be taken and the story to spread.

Hardly a week ago Migos were involved in an altercation with Capo of Chief Keef’s Glory Boyz Entertainment in GBE’s hometown of Chicago. This resulted in a lengthy back and forth on twitter that included threats from GBE’s Fredo Santana.

First thing’s first, my heart goes out to those most hurt by this: Migos fans in the Chi. You guys probably aren’t gonna see them again for a while. Sorry.

Secondly, I’m curious to see how Migos handles this. There’s been no official word from the ATL group’s camp yet. Right now I can think of two ways they can approach this:

1. Acknowledge the incident and use it as a platform to begin an insightful discussion about violence in hip hop culture.
2. Deny the incident ever happened. Deny the chain in question ever existed. Claim that all existing pictures of Quavos wearing the chain are photoshopped.

But seriously, Keef and co proved that Migos made a big mistake by messing with GBE in their hometown. While I’d like to issue a plea to both camps to cool this down before it goes too far, I also gotta give Keef +100. He proved he’s living the life he always claimed, and his crew proved that they were more than just talk.