Dipset member and cape-enthusiast Cam’ron recently unveiled the newest addition to his line of merch: a surgical “Ebola” mask emblazoned with his own face. Available for only $19.99, the official Dipset store guarantees that these will “provides complete protection while remaining light and comfortable”
I think this is great. Never mind the fact that Ebola can’t be transmitted through air, Cam is looking out for his people in the street and ensuring that they (and their families. One size fits all!) remain alive and healthy at least until his next album drops. And by outfitting these with his own image, we are constantly reminded that our medical faculties are in the capable hands of Dr. Killa Cam and his enormous, fuzzy, pink hat.
Damn right.
I’m hoping this doesn’t end here. I want to walk in to Target next year and see these on a wall alongside Meek Mill’s line of insulin shots and Gucci Mane Brand Cough Syrup that is totally only used for medical purposes, I swear.
For thinking outside the box I’m giving Cam a +10, but I’m willing to up that to +50 if I turn on the news in a month and see thousands of protesters in Hong Kong concealing their identities under the image of a smiling Cam’ron (and, of course, his enormous, fuzzy, pink hat).
