DJ Khaled is a lot of things: a producer, a record executive, a chicken restaurant owner, and now a motivational speaker. Here’s the video as it first appeared on Twitter:
Powerful stuff. Let’s take a walk through this:
Khaled: You smart.
Doc: Are… Are you talking to me?
K: You very smart.
D: My dude… Thank you.
K: We da best!
D: Oh wait.
K: You a genius.
D: I think I see what’s happening here.
K: I appreciate you.
D: …I know you’re just saying lines from your songs. But that actually means a lot to me.
K: You loyal.
D: Fuckin’ right I am.
K: I changed.
D: Really? How much?
K: A lot.
D: Oh.
K: You can too.
D: Really, Khaled? Me? The guy who still hasn’t taken down his decorations from Halloween?
K: Win win win, no matter what.
D: Halloween 2014.
K: Those doors that were closed?
D: I know those doors… What about them?
K: I took the doors off…
D: Yeah?
K: and took the hinges off…
D: Oh, fuck yeah!
K: and when I took the hinges off..
D: What happened next Khaled??
K: I put the hinges in the fuckin’ boy’s hands!
D: YEA- wait what
K: Yeah, in the fuckin’ boy’s hands!
D: I… I don’t follow.
K: Ya know. I took the whole door off, and the hinges off…
D: Right, I got that part.
K: And I put the hinges in the fuckin’ boy’s hands!
D: Yeah, no. This is where you lost me.
K: You can put the hinges on the hands too.
D: I… I can?
K: Never give up. Never surrender.
D: Alright, we’re back on track! Preach, Khaled!
K: Put this money in ya savings account.
D: I WILL!
K: Buy ya momma a house.
D: I… I think you might’ve skipped a step here.
K: Buy ya whole family houses
D: Jesus fuck. All of them? Even those shitty uncles that only call when they need bail money?
K: This next part of the video is for when ya doing push ups, or ya doing sits up, whatever. Let’s get it.
D: I think I know what’s coming.
K: Another one.
D: Ah. Thought so.
K: Another one.
D: Okay. That’s two. What am I supp-
K: Another one.
D: Wait, what’s that feeling?
K: Another one.
D: I… I feel like…
K: Another one.
D: GAHHHHHH
K: And another one
D: Thank you so much, DJ Khaled. You have changed my life forever.
K: And another one.
