On her new song “Only” Nicki Minaj opens with the line “I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake”
Oh… Okay then…
This is like when you come home and Kevin is sitting on your couch and you go “What up, Kev” and Kev’s like “Yo, I don’t know who finished the last of your chips”
Really, Kev? Cause I think you do know…
But do people ask Nicki this enough that she thought she needed a verse to address it? And if so, why the fuck would she care? Nicki, you don’t have to explain yourself to anyone here. How can you go on a “fuck-the-haters” themed verse when your first line implies that you care who they think you slept with?
-15 points to Nicki for caring what the haters think of her sex life.
-25 to Kevin. Stay out of my kitchen.