Waka Flocka Flame was arrested Friday at an Atlanta airport for hitting a security check point with a loaded pistol in his carry on bag. His representative spoke with TMZ, telling them that he accidentally grabbed his fiancè’s bag which contained the gun because they recently moved and got their stuff mixed up.
I’ll be honest, this was a total non-story for me until I read the comment from Waka’s rep. If you told me Waka was heading to the airport, grabbed his duffle bag, forgot there was a gun in it, and got arrested I wouldn’t have given it a second thought. Now I have more questions than answers. First off, Where is Waka moving? Is it a nice house? How’s the school district? I’m kidding I don’t give a fuck about any of that. First thing we get from this story is we now know that Waka and his fiancè have matching luggage. I’m not married and honestly I don’t even own real luggage but this still seems like a pretty weak move. I’ll keep my ear to the ground and let you know if they have the same pajamas or matching personalized Brave’s jerseys too.
My second question is, does Waka have so many guns laying around the house that when he moves they just get thrown into random bags and boxes? Apparently guns in the Flocka Flame residence are like power strips in mine. There’s one in every room and every time I move they all get thrown into their own bag. And of course Flocka is so fucking stoned that he runs out of the house to catch a flight and just grabs a random bag hoping it has chains and fitted hats in it.
As far as Flocka’s street credit bump, I’m leaving it pending until we see how terribly his court date goes.
EDIT: How cold blooded is the TSA? They take his gun, throw him in jail and they don’t even tag him in the instagram post.