We we’re disappointed when hedge fund asshole Martin Shkreli bought the only copy of Wu Tang’s Once upon A Time In Shaolin. We were elated when it surfaced that there might be a clause in the sales contract that would allow Wu Tang t... Read more
This may be because I drank at lunch or because I just rewatched the DJ Kahled motivational video for the 7th time but I’m officially all in on this heist. I’m not going to pretend to be some master criminal (although I did steal a b... Read more
Well, I’ve got some bad news. We here at SCR have been had. We’ve been taken for a ride. We’ve been, I dunno… Bamboozled? All because we wanted so badly to believe that Bill Murray would break into a rich asshole’s... Read more
UPDATE: It turns out this was a hoax. Heres how we’re dealing with it We reported yesterday that Wu Tang Clan’s one of a kind album Once Upon A Time In Shaolin had been sold for millions of dollars to hedge fund asshole Martin... Read more
When it was reported that Wu-Tang would only be making one copy of their new album, Once Upon A Time In Shaolin I was confused. When it came out that they intended to sell that copy for millions I laughed. When someone actually bought the album... Read more
News this week from The Game, Migos, Bobby Shmurda, Wale, and Boosie Migo's Offset Released From Jail After Plea Bargain ◄ Back Next ► Picture 1 of 5 Offset has spent 200 days in jail. That's worth a +10 Read more
DJ Khaled is a lot of things: a producer, a record executive, a chicken restaurant owner, and now a motivational speaker. Here’s the video as it first appeared on Twitter: Powerful stuff. Let’s take a walk through this: Khaled: You s... Read more
It was announced today that 50 Cent (aka Curtis Jackson aka Pimpin’ Curly) would be starring in (and executive producing) his own Fox Comedy. It will be called My Friend 50, and I think I might have been the one who thought up this idea in... Read more
News from Wu Tang, 2 Chainz, Chief Keef, Boosie, and Chris Brown this week Chris Brown Hands Out 2,000 Thanksgiving Turkeys In South Queens ◄ Back Next ► Picture 1 of 5 CB giving back to the community. +10 Read more
Billboard Magazine has been around just about as long as the music industry, and they don’t hold as unnaturally high an opinion of themselves as the dicks at Rolling Stone, so they got that going for them. Billboard’s most famous con... Read more